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Advice you didn’t ask for from people you probably shouldn’t trust.
Gab advises on chaos and Spence formats It. Gab wears sunglasses indoors and speaks in sharp italics. Spence once built an Excel spreadsheet to track emotional red flags and somehow still got ghosted. Together, they run the column you’re currently hate-reading instead of texting your therapist.
“Dear Gabby” began as a culture feature on Memento News. But Gabby needed more room—for columns, for commentary, and for photos that make everything look slightly more believable. So she dragged Spence out of his code cave, stole a domain name, and created Gab+Spence: a lightly deranged advice column disguised as a digital zine.
Gab+Spence believe in two things, respectively:
Gab:
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All problems are either about your mother or your haircut.
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Every story deserves a photo, even if it’s fake.
Spence:
1. Margin alignment.
2. Telling you when you’re being dramatic, even though you already know.
They disagree on nearly everything except one core truth:
It’s not about being right. It’s about being entertaining while you flail.
So go ahead—write in. Ask a question. Get an answer you didn’t expect.
