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Rule 005

No fake apologies.

Emotional Infrastructure

Handbook Entry

“I’m sorry you felt that way” is not an apology, it’s a corporate email. If you messed up, say so. If you didn’t, don’t perform remorse. Either way: clarity over contortion. No one likes an apology acrobat.

Gab:

Fake apologies are just bad theater. And you're not winning a Tony.

TLDR:

Apologies are not public relations statements. If you’re not owning your part, keep your mouth shut.

Gab & Spence Life Decorum
Handbook

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